In a bid to halt the legions of slugs that march slitheringly across the Plot every night, I have turned to drink.
Cider, as in the cheapest, strongest stuff, added to water is a fantastic temptation to slugs and teenagers alike.
Failing that, ancient booze, that's turned the colour of urine, and no longer wanted by your friends, is ideal, as it's also a favourite of both slugs and teenagers and is free of charge.
Martini, so sophisticated, and just the thing for the discerning slug.
It's no longer wanted and must be over 20 years old.
Would you risk drinking it?
But, then again, you're neither a slug nor a teenager.
Poured into a shiny receptacle it is the epitome of sophistication.
Bling is the thing for my slimy friends.
In the poly tunnel, the peppers have the Martini treatment and my eyes water when I walk back in, later.
It smells like Christmas.
Happy slugs.
Happy me.
At last a positive use for BIANCO.
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